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"creepy or wet" being the lasting impact of the gym copypasta is funny because that wasn't like... a fully bot-generated post. the only things being changed from the original greentext were two words,

based and cringe

btw the gym copypasta was already a riff on "is the movie reddit or not"

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

OFFICE ESSENTIALS SERIES: splatoon weapon concepts by yours truly

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

(tag via clanfearrunt)

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

IT GETS WORSE!

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

It gets worse

This is so comically bad I don’t how to explain it to people who aren’t chronically online l😂😂😂

I mean people of a certain age use Twitter for everything from talking to friends to getting news

Its like, imagine if your tv just turned off after you watched it for two hours and couldn't be turned back on from 24 hours

No it's absolutely terrible. There are people who freelance and are artists who do most of their finding of work on Twitter.

It really sucks for those people.

Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in

youre not allowed to come in its for hamsters

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

I FOUND THE FULL ONE AND ITS SO MUCH MORE CHAOTIC.

HYRULE SHOOK ME TO MY CORE!

THIS WORD HAS TWO KINGDOMS RULES BY A BEING IN A TOWER!

The existence of Oz and Neverland is wild too. Does this mean that there is a REAL Earth outside of this? Could Wendy hang out in Westeros?

it was made by Dan Meth, because you have to be smoking rocks to make something like that

chess illustrations by jean paul colbus

Tumblr's Favorite Pokémon Round 5 Matchup 23

Daily checklist of affirmations:

Taylor Swift, master of all four genres. When the world needed her least, she appeared.

I FOUND THE REST OF IT

what a retard, why did he go “oh they better not find out I am straight” and then 2 seconds later “I AM HETEROSEXUAL AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND”

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

all of our trobles seem so small from up here