Every once in a while a trans friend group will have a token cis straight guy. Those dudes are almost always extremely cool, compassionate people who have something profoundly wrong with them.
Y'all the point of this is that sometimes queer people can hang out with a cool straight cis dude who is weird. He's not some secret gay or crypto-bigot. Sometimes dudes are just funny.
my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
Bruce, watching baby Jason steal the tires of his Batmobile :
" You're doing AMAZING sweetie"
"wait...you're telling me this behavior isn't normal?" it is normal you're just used to people on social media pathologizing every human behavior so you assume anything outside usual societal expectations is a sign of mental illness which is actually a mindset that contributes to psychiatric abuse. annnd SEND POST
As aforementioned, Victorian women were, for one of a number of possible reasons, frequently afflicted by fainting fits. Whilst indoors this might be easy enough to remedy, however, a sudden fit whilst out and about might prove more perilous. Thus, Police constables of the era were equipped with small vials of smelling salts in small containers adorned with a crown - called Lady Revivers - to revive women in the streets.
New wacky romance manga: A teenage boy gets locked in a bomb shelter with his crush after a false alarm for a nuclear war. The boy later finds out about the alarm being false but he tells the girl the world ended because she said she'll only ever date him "if he was the last man on Earth".
New disturbing psychological horror manga: A teenage girl gets locked up in a bomb shelter with one of her classmates after the world ends in a nuclear war. Despite her reservations, the two start to get closer. But there's something off about the whole situation. And her classmate is definitely hiding something.
#this is such a concise illustration of narrative framing thanks op
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
He doesn’t even have the cup or the scepter
if you have adhd you can shoot lasers from your eyes
as a treat
Can I have the power to wash the dishes instead?
unrealistic
If I do something good because it makes me feel like a good person, is that technically selfish?
no, only if you’re choosing to make others suffer to make yourself feel good
enjoying making other people happy is a great thing
There is a Jewish story about a wealthy man who came to his rabbi and said “I have decided to build an orphanage, can you put me in touch with the relevant people”
The rabbi was delighted to do it, and introduced the man to some charities. After a few weeks, the man came back to the rabbi.
“I have decided not to build the orphanage,” he said. “I realised that I was only doing it because I wanted to be admired as a philanthropist, my motives were selfish.”
The rabbi answered, “do you think the orphans will care what your motives were? Build the orphanage!”
this… makes a very good point.
According to ongoing studies into happiness in the psych department at Berkeley, making yourself happy by making other people happy is how it’s meant to work
I feel like this is such a common idea, and I just want to extrapolate it to its logical conclusion. If it is wrong to make others happy or do objectively charitable things when it also makes you happy, then in this moral model, you are MEANT to be miserable. Not only is your own happiness weighted negatively, it’s given such a large weight that your unhappiness is more important than the happiness of many others. So the most moral thing anyone can do is actively make themselves unhappy, with no regard for anyone else. That is… not a world I want to live in.
Shut up Dan mora drawing Tim covers but they’re homages to Dick and Jason’s debut as robin respectively is so cute☹️
Bisexuals in committed monogamous relationships have not chosen a “side,” they have chosen a person.
Thank you and have a blessed day.
No Homo We Smokin Penisas
I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!
So so so fucking real
due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes
my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them
totally unbothered
