They should remove voice acting from the legend of Zelda series so I can rename the main character Lonk again
The old games are hyped up more than they deserve but they are good because you can name the elf boy Gregory if you want to.
I usually call him Lonk.
"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
I can already tell i’m gonna be saying squarshed my spoon for the next few weeks
my favorite part about x files is how mulder is always like ‘bigfoot has been riding thru the town on a skateboard’ and scully is like ‘that’s ridiculous’ and the second her back is turned bigfoot skates by
wait these are funny
[id: a feels guy at the party meme, of someone standing in the corner of a party while other people dance around him, with the text edited to say "they don't know about big henry". /end id]
me and my dog on a lovely beech walk (hes off leash because i dont care whos lives he ends)
Image Description: A photograph of an older person, barefoot and in jeans wet up the calves standing in wet sand next to a small salmon shark, approximately two feet long, stranded on the sand. The person is posed as if they are about to pick it up. End ID.
just overhead the most fucked up conversation at walmart:
customer: do you guys have any grapes?
employee: no, they stopped making grapes *walks away*
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this
the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth
everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
