when i ask “did you get home safe?” i mean i love you and the thought of you at risk makes me ache

u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate 

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

I really tried to scroll past this but here we are

studies show that my cock is out

Let Bert and Ernie be Gay 2k18

i want a bf /: and by bf i mean a Benjamin Franklin as in a hunnit dolla bill boy bye

my life would be 400% better if i was attractive

Been thinking of you in ways I shouldn’t have.

Life is one big yeehaw and then you die

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