???????????????

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

Spy kids is a national treasure

Fucking dropped him…

gay culture is blasting Born This Way while going 85 on the highway and crying happy tears thinking about how much more you love yourself compared to when you were younger, it’s me i’m gay culture

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Mipha scooting over to get closer to Link

my heart

we should domesticate seals

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

that’s the world i want to live in

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

They do actually!

I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through his office to make up an exam. It was a while before I knew he was in there because he was sitting with the lights off. I finally went in, apologized, and took the exam by the light of a nearby window (which was fine). Forty-five minutes into dead silence he panicked and yelled in this booming voiced, “WAIT, YOU CAN SEE!!!” before diving across his desk to turn on the lights. I’m sure he was embarrassed but I thought it was endearing and it highlighted a large aspect of disabled life that I hadn’t previously considered.

Sort of relatedly I once had professor who was deaf, but she had learned to read lips and speak so she could communicate easily with hearing people who didn’t know sign language. One day she had gotten off topic and was talking a little about her personal life, so that one of the students said “Oh, I know, I grew up in Brooklyn too.” 

She stared at him for a long time and then said “How do you know I’m from Brooklyn?”

And he said “You have a Brooklyn accent.”

She said “I do?” and the whole class nodded, and then she burst out laughing and said “I had no idea!  The school where I learned to speak was in Brooklyn.  I learned by moving my mouth and tongue the way my teachers did.  So I guess it makes sense that I have their accent, I just never thought about it.”

I had a teacher who couldn’t see color ( Achromatopsia ) and on the first day of class, he told us to tell him if his clothes clashed because he could not tell.

Toucans are pretty weird, right?

I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.

But they get weirder.

Have you ever seen a toucan skull?

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL

@thestalkerbunny toucan lich

It gets worse:

Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.

open rp

light sat down, sighing, “why is my life so boring?’ he sighed, “i need some entertainment…”

“i can help with that!” austin yelled, approaching light

“who are you…?” light asked, “what are you…?’

“im austin…” the kangaroo boy said with a sly wink

light blushed “h-hi… Im light yagami…” why was his pulse so fast? he felt sick. what wascoming over him. he was normally so cool. but with austin…

STOP

Burning some steel wool [x]

It’s like fireworks

so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas

it has all my favorite KH characters!

such as

Sora

Maybe-Possibly-Cloud

This Guy

My Neighbor Totoro

Unfortunate Kairi

This Other Guy

Mansex

Soraruto(¿?¿)

And of course my most favorite

HECKIN’

GOSH DAMN

V E G E T A

Who gave Vegeta the Soul Edge?  Who on earth thought that was a good idea!?

Hahaha they fuckin’ stole my Kingdom Hearts Naruto that I drew when I was 18. https://arvalis.deviantart.com/art/Kingdom-Hearts-Naruto-Colors-82324528

The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation.

ok but you say this….then don’t give us pictures 

LOOK AT THESE RIDICULOUS THINGS

And it gets even weirder!

The shell of the nut itself:

contains a resin that’s so toxic just touching it causes burns to the skin, similar to poison ivy. Which is why cashews are never sold unshelled, because processing them requires safety measures like this:

How humanity ever figured out to eat this nut is beyond me.

In case you ever wondered why cashews are so expensive. Now you can wonder why they aren’t more expensive.

what i’m wondering now is how anybody ever found out that you could eat cashews

Somebody lived through either a dare or an assassination attempt.

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

haha wow i wish people would stop reblogging from haikubot considering its creator is a transphobe oops

Source?

The haikubot made a “did you just assume my gender??” joke

Can’t find the exact post right now

@cocoa-wheats

Oof okay, gotcha. Thanks for letting me know!

yeah np!

This is what I talk about when I’m referring to tumblr using the “one strike and you’re out system” - that blog apologized over this and promised to do better but here y'all are, vilifying a positive blog that has done trans supportive things dozens of times over this one time they made a joke they probably didn’t even know was transphobic. Smdh y'all need to grow the fuck up

they didn’t apologize.  they made a post that boils down to “sorry that my joke offended you”. that’s not an apology

No, they did apologize, but given English isn’t their first language, it took a few times for them to write an apology that people somewaht decided it was good enough.

It was a literal issue of them struggling with English, and it was an honest mistake by them, as they didn’t know it was offensive.

(edit) When they said “sorry you got offended” they meant “I’m sorry I said something that hurt others”. Also, they ended up deleting their multiple apologies because no one backed off and continuously attacked them instead of trying to educate and help them with their English. We can’t educate others by refusing to allow them to apologize from their past mistakes and move on with new information.

We can’t educate others by refusing to allow them to apologize from their past mistakes and move on with new information.