Lmao

I get weak every time!!! 😂

You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.

words of wisdom from satans testicle

choose your fighter

Who needs stock photos of people in business attire wielding swords

you, so you can choose your fighter

Fighter Number One is well rounded, determined, but lacks the experience of the other fighters. He has no formal training, but is able to think out of the box. Fighter Number Two is naturally talented, but cocky. His tendency to bite off more than he can chew might be his downfall, but his raw talent is unmatched. Fighter Number Three has been trained by the best. She has natural skill and quick reflexes, but doesn’t have the passion and love for the fight itself. Her determination to end it quickly causes her to lose more energy in her quick, hard hitting, no holding back style. Fighter Number Four loves the fight. While he may get knocked down often, his excitement to get back in the ring give him unpredictable adrenaline rushes. Fighter Number Five is a fighting champion. Known as one of the best, but past his prime. He has seen it all, and prefers no fight to winning one. If you can convince him to get back in the ring, you have amazing power. Fighter Number Six wants vengeance. If you take her down, she will do everything in her power to take you down with her. Her disregard for her own stafy can lead to pain, but can also win the battle. 

Now, 

Choose your fighter.

Armaan Singh, a Sikh seventh grader at Nichols Junior High School in Arlington, Texas, was arrested last Friday for “making a terroristic threat,” despite the fact that police understood it was nothing more than a hoax. He is now wearing an ankle monitor and waiting for a court date to be set. [via Dallas News]

This, along with a potential hate crime involving pigs’ heads at a school shows just when you think anti-Muslim (and Sikh) bigotry can’t get any worse, it does.

This needs a lot more notes! Please reblog and spread!!

We’re putting another kid through this again? Seriously? Ugh.

When the whole squad looks good

This better work

abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back

this sounds like that indie singer introducing her kitchen vine  

@sunalwaysshining

awwww

you were the pizza hut

and you liked me cause i was the taco bell but you touched me and suddenly i was the combination pizza hut and taco bell and decided the combination pizza hut and taco bell just wasnt for you

@kitcat824

“found the feminist lol” yeah im not hiding

@kitcat824

when someone insults you and you suddenly become self conscious about everything

but that’s just the tip of the yikesburg

There has been a lady inside my brain screaming for the past 10 yrs and u think taking a bath and doing yoga will stop her? U are wrong. She is a very mad lady and she will not be silenced

satan: hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week? me: no returns satan: please it’s making me sad