none gender with left sexuality

Some tweets belong on tumblr. One such case

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Maybe this is what she meant by the 1830s

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

losing my mind at this

i can't believe this is real this sounds like it was pulled directly from the "i wanna have straight sex" tiktok

OP: 自带高温探测器

English added by me :)

Flag of the Soviet Union if it were bought to you by viewers like you

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unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

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Closest match: Culicoides sonorensis genome assembly, scaffold: scaffold117 Common name: Biting midge

we need more vampire stuff that’s set really really far north on the planet. the potential… we don’t have any sunlight for a couple of months every year so they would literally be able to walk around during the day and no one would know…

"Oh but its so cold-" vampires literally wouldn't care. They would be attracting their victims by being dressed too lightly and people would be all like "oh no you are too cold, you are already cold to the touch, come inside" and then the vampire could be all "bleh!"

truly the only way to get through to audio terrorists

its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)

if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

like this?