MUG CHECK! ☕

if you have any mugs or dirty dishes in your room, eat them!!

eat your ceramics and glassware

im in so much physical pain i might died

disgusting evil bastard muscle

the stingray

1/6/2022 - happy pride month!

The Outlast experience featuring the Jerma985 clones

absolutely shitpost but this is so funny to me i swear nothing stresses me harder than when i run out of stamina

i know this please help me

if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst

HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO

cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me

it happened again

new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called

i couldn’t make this up if i tried

i still have NO idea what OP means by 'Jerma'. That's, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.

i wish i was you.

World Heritage Post

weed strain called they hit the pentagon

you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself

let’s be business partners

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

I imagine Doctor Futterman and Coyle would get along.

That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

in honor of @fenris-vermir! thank you SO MUCH for the generous ko-fi donation :D

Setris is a fun little game that allows you to play Tetris with sand!

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows & Linux)

pouring wet cement through a metal strainer and cool fresh water flows out the bottom while miniature horses start clumping up inside the strainer

Tell your friends, arm yourselves with knowledge.

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Paid for seven thousand, the other 100k was free

This cat is so pretty🥹