When you wanna post on booktok but remember how fucking toxic it is...🙃
Anonymous asked:
when you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity <3
Five things that make me happy?
1: rain. I love the rain. The sound and smell make me feel super relaxed!
2: Reading a book. I love to escape to new worlds in a way that only a book can provide!
3: My puppy! He's 5 months old and a handful but I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world.
4: music. I love listening to music and getting lost in whatever daydream comes up for it.
And 5: spending time with my fiance. He makes me happier then anything and getting to spend time with him always makes me feel warm and safe.
"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.
Hi! So from what I've seen these don't really tend to work but I have to try something. We're having a baby so I made a gofundme. I just thought it might help a bit when the baby gets here.
We stan!!!!
chaotic good
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There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.
reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!!
Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.
Not only have we always existed, but there have always been people who loved us. Never forget that.
Anonymous asked:
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
Disappointing people seems to be the only thing I'm good at anymore.
i appreciate all the helpful ides of march tips and tricks that are coming across my dash today
remember, only leave brutus two cookies:
and water down the wine!! brutus may be a cryptid but we don’t want to make him sick :c
🗡️
(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)
Out-Of-Context Quotes From My Geology Professor
In honor of the end of my finals week, I compiled a bunch of random quotes from my geology professor:
- “There’s reality, and then there’s Boulder, Colorado.”
- “The Earth slowly loses heat to space, so eventually Earth will solidify. Except by that time, the sun will have engulfed us and we’ll be vaporized, so!”
- “In a billion years, the Earth will barely be habitable, but to be honest, I’m not really losing sleep over it.”
- “What also floats in water? Jesus… and witches, and very small rocks.”
- “My grandma is from Ohio— they don’t have rocks there.”
- “But you can’t watch them after 10 p.m. because that’s when aliens go home.”
- “So quartz-rich rocks are siliceous, clay-rich rocks are argillaceous, and the Black-Eyed Peas are Fergilicious.”
- “I can just see everyone’s faces start glazing over when I get talking about national park bathrooms.”
- “Don’t feel bad, I used to wear socks with sandals, too.”
- “Anticline points up, syncline points down. You can remember this because anticline looks like an A, and syncline— if you sin, you’re going down.”
- “Death doesn’t matter when you have credit card debt.”
- “I’m an old schist.”
- “See, look, that poor sheep will never be fossilized.”
- “I would say the best place to find gold is… Jared’s?”
- “Saltating benthos— I always thought that would be a good name for a band. I mean, it is kinda like a rolling stone.”
- “WHY are we FRENCH?”
- “There’s enough death to go around!”
- “This is not a part of my regular curriculum, but the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser? That stuff works so well!”
- “Do you want to see a picture of the moose that chased me this past weekend?”
Bonus: my American literature professor once said “I haven’t really had a near-death experience. If anything, it was the opposite: a near life experience. Y’know, like, I almost had a life.”
hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.
you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t in full 1080p
because that would just be terrible
If no one has told you today:
🌻 I’m so proud of you
🌻 Just concentrate on your breathing, it will be okay
🌻 You deserve happiness
🌻 You are not your mental illness
🌻 You deserve to recover
🌻 I’m super proud of you
🌻 I love you
🌻 If I could, I would hug each and every one of you
🌻 Please eat something today and make sure to drink some water. If you are tired, take a nap
🌻 Please look after yourself
🌻 You deserve love
the very last second made it, tbh
I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3
We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like
Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.
take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds
Recommended by my optometrist
Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.
Repeat twice, then again without glasses.
Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.
Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.
Roll eyes twice.
Close eyes for five minutes.
I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.
"Steve can't win a fight" is consistently funny but it's actually funnier when you realise he CAN but only against eldritch abominations from another world. Those are fine. Other teenage boys? Absolutely not.
here's the thing: it's one thing to know you're strong enough to kill a demogorgon. that is good easy knowledge. hit this hard, and the thing will drop dead.
so those are easy fights to win, if you're strong enough.
the challenge is when you're fighting not to kill, but you know you're strong enough to do so. how much do you have to hold back, to make sure you can both walk away from the fight?
steve could never live with the guilt, if he accidentally murdered another teenage boy (yes, even That One). so of course he doesn't win those fights. he's too scared of causing permanent damage, and he overcorrects too hard in the other direction.
Ok but like if they all came back to life, I feel like it could go one of two directions with how the choir reacts afterward
They could either never bring up what happened with Karnak because it was like too painful or something
Or it could go in the complete opposite direction with them constantly bringing up what happened, usually to make fun of each other
Like one day this one teacher is being a huge jackass so when the teacher asks if they have any fun facts they’d like to share with the class Noel just stands up and goes “When a lioness has children-“
Ocean and Constance are desperately trying not to laugh
Mischa makes it a personal game to call as many people as possible a spielverderber
Somebody is talking for a really long time during a presentation and when it’s over Ricky just signs “And that is why not everyone should have a library card!” while Mischa just tries to not burst out laughing
Penny will sometimes recite Ricky’s Silver Surfer speech just so she can laugh about it later when people are like “Wow. So deep 🥲”
Sometimes you’ll just hear one of them humming everyone’s songs
The funniest time this has happened is when Noel caught Ocean humming “This Song Is Awesome”
Constance bakes everyone Zolar themed cupcakes and they’re so good
guys Hasbro is making toys that transform from d20s to D&D monsters
guys
they're more than meets the die