This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job

Me, wearing a blanket as a cloak, stirring my mac'n'cheese in a dimly lit room: potion

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

Vintage on disability rights.

Don’t let the black and white trick you. The Capitol Crawl was in 1990. This is not ancient history.

This was in 1990.

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

And I would’ve fuckin gotten away with this, too

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

a full ever after of good luck

lupin: *sits bolt upright* oh sHIT i’m late for school!

lupin: …oh wait, i’m 33 *lays back down*

lupin: *shoots back up* i’M THE TEACHER

relationship status: (drives through the night while 80s synthpop plays in the background)