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Just A Fool's Paradise

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valentine | he/it | 20
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there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

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all images from the american pigeon museum's breed gallery

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

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u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

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what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

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bonus: why they ourple

The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS

This is one of my favorite monologues in all of fiction, and I think the voice legitimately, unironically adds to the experience. With the modern connotation we now have surrounding this voice of faux cheeriness, machine generated empathy, machine generated “humanity”, to hear that voice declare utter despisal of life on earth for damning it… its poetry. It’s the only remake of I Have No Mouth we need.

being disabled is just a nerf so i cant be the type of person someone sees at a bar once and thinks about the rest of their life. im not coping what?

i love talking to my lesbian friends here bc they all have stories like "oh yeah at a festival or whatever i bumped into this woman ONCE and never met her again and i havent stopped thinking about her" like dear god i need to have that impact on someone

*sniff* youre right. 1 million sexy as fuck disabled girls

Yeah why else do you think so many of us are only spotted that one time? We don't have the spoons to go out as often, of course we're those rare but unforgettable glimpses

i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

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hi guys i had an autism moment and remembered all the times somebody has asked me for recommendations to get into horror movies. so i made a list of 101 films i consider to be the most need to know for new horror fans <3 some of these are very bad <3