Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

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A rhino beetle walking her pet rollie pollie 🎀

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my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

i swear to god. every time he sends me a text about this fucking cat, i feel like i’m gonna die

made a uquiz

here it is! it’s romeo and juliet themed lol

“Jesus christ man what the FUCK” - my brother

glad you all enjoy it :3

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

OP understood Romeo and Juliet better in this 30-question quiz than several academic scholars I know understood it in a 30-page paper

almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

#cleaning it italian style

Al Dildè

DAILY REMINDER THAT TROGDOR WAS A MAN

i mean he was a dragon man

maybe he was just a dragon…

DAILY REMEMBER THAT HE WAS STILL

I am never trusting any of you with directions, holy shit.

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#blessed boop day to all who celebrate

“this is just facebook poking but with paws” okay AND???? get booped idiot

Tumblr, 1 April 2024

HOW DO I BOOP. WHAT IS THAT. HELP ME I WANT TO BOOP

How to boop!????

Okay I think it's people who reblogged from you?

I think just people who have clicked to opt in

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE