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A humble goblizard

@scrabblezard / scrabblezard.tumblr.com

collecting little bits

Joseph's brothers would have sold him to One Direction

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And it came to pass, when Joseph was come unto his brethren, that they stript Joseph out of his coat, his coat of many colours that was on him;

And they took him, and cast him into a pit: and the pit was empty, there was no water in it.

And they sat down to eat bread: and they lifted up their eyes and looked, and, behold, a company of youths came from London with their entourages bearing black jeans, blazers and eyeliner, carrying it for the stage.

And Judah said unto his brethren, What profit is it if we slay our brother, and conceal his blood?

Come, and let us sell him to One Direction, and let not our hand be upon him; for he is our brother and our flesh. And his brethren were content.

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there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

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all images from the american pigeon museum's breed gallery

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

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u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

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what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

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bonus: why they ourple

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some people will never know the joy of owning a creepy little animal. like they’ll have golden retrievers with new souls their entire life while I get the pleasure of having some sort of beast possessed by a 19th century ghost girl that lurks around my house ominously

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no….