thebuttholequeen
Anonymous asked:
You're ok with abortion?
Only when it’s completely necessary, like when a woman is pregnant and doesn’t want to be anymore.Â
Stiles: Why do we still allow Peter to come to these meetings?
Paige: Would you rather that we did not know where he was at?
Stiles: Yeah, I see your point.
Peter: I hate you both.
Peter: And how, exactly, will you stop me?
Derek: I'll call Stiles.
Peter: ...goddammit.
This is a cry for help
WE NEED MORE FANFICTION
please... please.
I need teen wolf fandom to watch kinnporsche and write fanfiction. PLEASE
Hmmm, look at that. Rugged looks good on you, darling.
he's a 10 but when he tells people no, he asks them if they want to hear it in Spanish: !no¡Â
Streaming services should have a section titled: Looking For New FanFiction, Binge This
It would make life so much easier.
Stiles: Nothing feels better than winning monopoly. Not love. Not sex. Not free pizza. Nothing.
Derek: I'm sorry, have you tried pizza...?
Stiles: Yes, and it doesn't compare to owning half the board, and watching the light die from your friends eyes, as you take their money, and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
Peter: I like you.
You ever get happy just thinking about how much Peter wants to fuck Stiles?
Derek: Here’s my dossier on all of Peter's moves and strategies to beat him.
Stiles: why are some of the pages written in crayon?
Derek: i started compiling it when we were kids.
Stiles, arriving late: Sorry about the delay, I was at a B and E.
Peter: ...You went to a bed and breakfast without me?
Stiles: No, a B and E. Breaking and entering.
Peter, increasingly distraught: WITHOUT ME!?!?!?
First ever tumblr post and the first fanart, what a combo! ;P Hello everyone, here is some steter for you!
Creatures of Habit
My contribution to the Anchored: Teen Wolf Soulmate Zine from last year feat. the red string of fate with Stiles and Peter! I love my murder husbands
(bonus alpha peter and spark stiles)
there are very few limits to what I'll read but I don't fuck with major character death and hurt/no comfort. anyone who does and enjoys it envokes a deep terror inside of me.
Stiles: I identify as a threat. My pronouns are 'try/me'.
Peter: I will. But in ways you don't yet know.
stiles: someone needs to take me out.
scott: in a dating type of way, or...
kira: assassination type of way?
peter, theo, derek, brett, jackson, isaac, erica, lydia: both. both is good.
stiles: there are approximately 1 million words in the english language , but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair.
peter: I literally just sat down.