YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.
Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?
i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.
Taylor being too adorable for me to handle.
why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard
@ThisIsMax: #5sosSquad @Calum5SOS @Luke5SOS @ashton5sos @michael5sos #Capital 10pm 😜 😋😍🐔🔥🙊😳👏✌️
hemmings boy (x)
the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
This is one of my favorite posts
‘I’m sorry please don’t fire me’
I still laugh to myself.
But seriously they took me back because I had piercings and tattoos then I fuck up by having a justin bieber audio tooth brush in my bag and the dog custom officers called all his colleagues in to laugh at me lol, they didn’t bother checking my suitcase after that
omg luke. tHATS SO TRAGIC HAHAHAHSKDKD
I will ALWAYS reblog this
person: “boys don’t like girls that-”
me: [shoves entire piece of cake into my mouth] oh sorry what was that I was too busy enjoying my life
Michael Clifford - ROWYSO - Winnipeg - July 29 2015
aesthetic: calum’s ass in white boxer briefs
luke hemmings // the maroon snapback
miss these days
tumblr: *new ask*
tumblr: Sorry bother you I am part-time student making an AmAZinG game…
you son of a bitch
ROWYSO: Dallas, Texas
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
It’s not your job to tell people whether or not they’re going to hell, based on their life decisions. I don’t care if you’re a priest, a church member, or the pope. This is still bullying and there is such thing as religious abuse. Stop telling people such derogatory things because if anything, you’re pushing them away from religion, not towards it. And you’re honestly to blame for that because no one wants to be part of something always judging people.
why are teenage girls so belittled? have you met a teenage girl??? they study harder than any boy i’ve ever met. they’re nicer than any boy or man i’ve ever met and their goals and dreams are no less valid so why are they treated like their brains are mushy lumps of goo that only think about boys 24/7???
i need to get invited to things im getting sick of using up all my best outfits to go grocery shopping
