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I never noticed this before but I love how this implies that in wizardjpeg’s strange future it takes most newspapers almost two weeks to write and publish a story about something happening at a sporting event
🏖️let’s go to the beach-each!…meka mechanic…🏖️
(you might have to click on it to get a better look)
something did happen actually, the woman who published it got murdered in malta
this is still the best tweet ever made
i have a date tomorrow and my petticoat hasn’t arrived and the dress looks dumb without it, not only that but APPARENTLY MY HEELS HAVEN’T EVEN SHIPPED
also his gift didn’t show up either
hey there are worms on everything and i’m crying
i left a bag of 1,000+ worms open overnight and over half of them escaped
welcome to hell! welcome to hell! that’s only a tiny section of the room!
Why’d you have a bag of 1000+ worms though?
did anyone ask michaelangelo what he was doing with all that paint? i think NOT
Lawrence Alma-Tadema - Les Roses d’Héliogabale & Marina and the Diamonds - Primadonna