Fuck the Fourth of July. Pay Native people now. I’m an Apache two spirit man affected deeply by the pandemic and supporting a family. All reparations will be going directly to rent, bills, food & essentials (which we desperately need), clothes & baby items for the girls, new eyeglasses for myself, and car repairs. I don’t have a set amount but in light of the recent events (Indian residential schools) and also the ongoing genocide white people put us under, I think we deserve all the $$ people can spare, especially if you’re ‘celebrating’ in any way, shape, or form. Every white person should reblog this btw, thank you.

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Time for a trip to the magic pet store: Here is a preview of what will be

Clockwork Dragon’s Guide to Arcane Familiars

Familiars have always been an exciting prospect for me, but 5e’s handling of them is… well, lackluster at best. To that end, I took it upon myself to retool the familiar system and provide a suitable myriad of options for people seeking to keep and train a tiny magical companion.This supplement is still in progress, and likely needs quite a bit of play testing. The final release will have a total of 100 familiars, but quite honestly, I am burnt out on familiars, and want to work on another project for while, so for now please enjoy 13 new Feats, and the first 50 familiars in this extended preview.

 As a major notice on this bit of brew: the guide to familiars is still a work in progress, and I’m still in the process not only of adding new familiars, but also sourcing all of the artwork. I don’t do any of my own art, and I always try to credit that artwork back to the original creator. The final published release of this document will contain citations and sourcing for all artwork, but as ths is only meant to be a WIP preview so you all know what I have been working on, much of that is still missing, and will be updated as I work through it.

Preview images above are low resolution, and does not contain all 50 familiars. For the latest high-resolution PDF, as well as a whole host of other work I have done, check out this handy dropbox link. And be sure to tell me what you think!

If you like what I do and want to support me or just generally help out, Check out my Patreon page, or throw some coin at me through Paypal.me. If you wanna just come say hi on my Discord, that’s great too!  

Can’t risk it

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

this is the idea chicken

she lays an idea egg every day whether you use it or not

idea eggs will be plentiful for you because the world is a vast and fascinating source of ideas and you don’t need luck or blog voodoo to have them for breakfast every morning

Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.

The Spoonie vote is one of the most powerful. 🗳

Register. Vote.

Spooktober in VRChat

Everyone go home this one wins

For the bone brothers

If I don’t reblog this: I’m dead. Avenge my death.

Bone Brothers don’t die. We just go to hell to regroup.

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “...well...there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

Trying to See Myself a Little Clearer 🧻 (Got dared to do this over on Tik Tok and thought it might be fun lol)

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.

If I don’t reblog this, then I’m dead.

Ladies and their Magic Swords (2019)

Art by: Serge Birault

A few more here, same artist

Can relate to a fair bit of this tbh

HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

WHERE IS THE REST WHERE HE EXPLAINS THAT BRITISH PEOPLE WERE MORE HORRIBLE TO HIM THAN THE MUSLIMS!! 

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND IT!! 

I’LL GET IT MYSELF IF I HAVE TO!

Here’s the rest of it. I think this part is really important.

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bitch y’all better reblog or imma be blocking a fuckload of people as well.

^^^^

Hello if you think pedophiles belong anywhere but prison or the ground I need you to leave.

^^^^^^

:) if you’re a fucking pedophile unfollow me, trash

You had better unfollow me

If you are a pedophile

A message to pedophiles:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

Why not lol

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

I doubt it will work but anyhow

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

📚 🍵

Here’s hoping…

Praying for this to work💫

I’m hoping!

Hope that this works bc i need it so bad.

I’m stealing this idea from another blog, and changing it a little! Everyone who reblogs this by the 31st will get a ghost-type baby Pokemon for spookytimes!

HE ATE MY....

So, in a previous session, we had a warlock, a cleric, a bard, and a half orc barbarian.  The Bard and the warlock consider each other sisters, despite no relation.  Just for the heck of it, the barbarian catches the warlocks pet cat out of a flying leap, and eats it in front of the group.    Then, later the Barbarian fails to arrive to our second session, and the Bard brings up a conversation about stealing his gold.

DM(Me): He’s not here to defend himself, so I can’t really allow it.

Bard:  HE ATE MY SISTERS PUSSY!

Cleric: So has half the nobility, Honey.

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

I think I did it wrong

This might be…interesting. though, you gotta admit, the card looks kinda cool.

Hey I’m broke as a joke.and I need like…10 dollars

I need about 5,700 USD to finish my student loan but I’ll take about 15 bucks

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life

it’s exactly what you think it is

it’s exactly what I thought it was.

You Forgot to Say something!

My friend in a game I was running made a joke about me making a homebrew item that turns the character who attuned to it into a cat girl. So there are two parts here. First is an exchange before I gave the item out.

Player: It could give like a plus two to perception checks. Me: I think I’ll make it advantage on hearing biased perception. Player: Oh man you should also make it so they are forced to Nyah! Me to myself in my mind: Yes!

Later after the player attunes to the item and becomes a cat girl and starts talking.

Me: Hey guess what you haven’t said yet Player: Fuck you! You’re actually gonna make me do it!? Me: IT WAS YOUR IDEA! Player: FINE! I have an idea guys… Nyah.

When you see it, REBLOG IT.