R.Tozier & E.Kaspbrak in:
“Lessons on Ventriloquism”
i literally cannot stop thinking about adult losers club though like just a bunch of depressed middle aged assholes who are so entrenched in the holes they’ve accidentally dug themselves that they’re each convinced that these sad and unfulfilling and abusive lives are all that there’s gonna be for them because it’s all they know and they’re far too old to change now right only they’re not too old and it’s not too late and they still manage to find people with whom they belong and who love and care for them unconditionally and unreservedly and im just so obsessed with adult losers club learning to live in the face of that kind of care that absolutely shakes the foundations of an entire life already lived
but on another note please imagine eddie having a picture of him and richie as his lockscreen on his phone and one day one of his coworkers notices and they’re like “hey eddie i didn’t know you were a fan of richie tozier! that’s so cool that you met him, what was he like?”
and eddie just stares back at them like “……he’s my husband”
Good trope: Characters saying extremely romantic and sappy shit like they're just stating facts. Completely deadpan, chatting-about-the-weather tones.
Richie: Think of something... dry
Bill: Like Stan’s sense of humor?
Richie: No, that’s too dry
basicallyreddie
At the Chinese restaurant:
Mike: So, how’s everybody doing these days?
Bill: I’m making a new movie.
Bev: I got my own fashion line.
Eddie: I became a risk analyst. What about you Rich?
Richie:
