Shacrath

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

Say whatever you want about Final Fantasy…

But it gave me the ability to make a Dragoon Class Viera who is exactly my height, with exactly my hair color and eye color, who can absolutely WRECK anyone in her way… while also wearing a maid dress.

And I just think that’s the ultimate final fantasy.

I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.

hailsithis14:

#THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

YOU WERE NOT KIDDING

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

C’mon Roger. I need you.

Help me get mew

a) Roger is a cutie.

b) someone who reblogs this might positive-think themselves into something wonderful even without Roger’s help.

I will never doubt Roger again. After I reblogged him, a box with two Integrity dolls I’d ordered back in OCTOBER that the USPS had lost was delivered yesterday.

REBLOGGING FOR LUCK

This is my favorite 40k image.

Why does nemus look like a shredded genderbend version of statue of liberty?

As a matter of fact, if your employer fires you for anything relating to forming a union, that’s retalition, and it’s illegal under federal law. If this happens to you, vontact the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

EEOC’s Website

EEOC Frequently Asked Questions

Employee Rights and Responsibilities

Employer Rights and Responsibilities

How to get in touch with your local EEOC office

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Sophie Texas called Techno for one of her sub goals and I absolutely love his reaction

Oh you still eat pushed pork? Tch, how cute.... Not to brag but I've been eating teleported pork for years...

Oooohhhh big tough guy can afford a teleporter 🙄🙄🙄

Here enjoy another dumb meme I made this one directed at folks that claim the traveler never did anything for them and wish for her death

Ha ha seriously tho.

I needed to hear this right now. <3

My new favorite post.

As someone who finished her undergrad at 40, I feel this later update. Take your time. Progress made at any speed is progress.