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@scootpooter

cringe loving chuck taylor wearing no-self-esteemer with adult adhd happily married to @we-cant-pickle-that

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

the fact that the Eric Andre Show was purposefully made to mirror the decor and surreality of the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks tells us that Eric and Hannibal are multi-dimensional beings of immense power, living in their own pocket dimension.

it makes even more sense because those who live in the Black Lodge, even if neutral or helpful, feed off of human suffering. Eric and Hannibal bring people onto their show for “interviews” and proceed to confuse and terrorize them, fueling Eric and Hannibal and making them more powerful.

if anyone has more evidence contact me

clean and clear commercial

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

me: please. just pull the trigger. end this. lil ceasars dude: *pointing the gun at me* pizza pizza?

trail of blunts leading to blunt graveyard

This is honestly not okay….like how can you proudly litter and then post pictures of it?

yeah i smoked 200 blunts in one sitting and left all the wrappers on the ground and it is fucking cool

this is trashy and not okay and also stupid like why would u pollute ur smoke spot the whole point of smoking in nature is to attempt to achieve peace and calm and how are u gonna do that w all this fucking garbage? i’m mad cuz of these pics yeah :// smh plus it’s rude af to everyone else who smokes here like have some basic sense of respect for the earth and the flora n fauna around u like haha funny joke i guess but also dont

sorry but i smoked 200 blunts in one sitting here and couldnt fimd a trash can. i went to 7-11 and said 200 white owls please and he didnt give me a bag so i carried them bundled in my arms fumbling into the woods and i got to work. i stayed in the woods for 40 days and 40 nights rolling my blunts, smoking them, and leaving my trash for all to see

sorry u + ur followers took offense to me not finding ur shitty joke funny. sorry you’re too stupid yourself to realize maybe someone taking a pic of an obvious accumulation of litter by many people isnt funny. maybe try picking up the trash instead of adding to it :P lol obv i’m mad at everyone who thought this was an ok action to take & u don’t seem to care u seem more caring about ur cool kid internet likes on tumblr

p weird u think i’m talking only about u when …. it’s …. an obvious.,,, accumulation lmao like go ahead and think i’m stupid cuz i didn’t think ur stupid bad joke was funny ……

joe palala park in new jersey, you go pick it up. sorry taking pictures is such a morally reprehensible action to you