pissed to hear there’s ai fic for astarion on ao3… but hey if people have so little shame that they’d post something like that I really should post my mediocre fic again
13 days till I rail a Chaotic Bisexual Elf in tight leather pants
13 days till I rail a Chaotic Bisexual Elf in tight leather pants
13 days till I rail a Chaotic Bisexual Elf in tight leather pants
13 days till I rail a Chaotic Bisexual Elf in tight leather pants
13 days till I rail a Chaotic Bisexual Elf in tight leather pants
13 days till I rail a Chaotic Bisexual Elf in tight leather pants
Thinking about how maybe Astarion is chaotic neutral and how we can possibly make him chaotic good or evil depending on how we treat him
11 or so days left HELEPEOEPEOE
My favorite line of his is “don’t touch me” when you select his character 🤗
I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY Baldur's Gate 3 FULL RELEASE
so have an Astarion fan art, daywalker vampire that made me play this game 😚😚😚
speedpaint:
Finally started checking out BG3 bc it's releasing fully soon and boy am I so salty that Astarion was made for me. That clown energy, the fucking theater kid with baby goth vibes bc also vampire. gdi
I ADORE Astarion, but I also love me some of that sweet nerd Gale.
Making a post on romancing Astarion that no one asked for!
I see a lot of people who say “I want to romance Astarion but I don’t want to play an evil character!” Good news! You don’t have to be evil! Tbh, you don’t even have to be that big of a dick to get his approval.
What I found in Early Access, Astarion doesn’t necessarily always approve of the most “evil” options (not to say he disapproves either), but rather he tends to approve of the selfish or most interesting options. He has a one track mind: help himself and screw everyone else. And if he can see some funny/chaotic stuff while he’s at it, he’s gonna want to see it.
The biggest things for his approval are just generally supporting him (letting him drink Tav’s blood, protecting him from the monster hunter, showing genuine interest in him). Those are the big ones. Just about all the little approvals fall into the description above.
Anyways, that is my mini, barebones guide to romancing Astarion. I’ve played through Early Access several times as a good character and almost always get High or Exceptional approval with him without being a total dick.
Happy playing!
Bah, I'm out here tryina romance a certain chaotic vampire man and MY GOD HE'S SO PICKY




