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Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail
remember, make sure you hit the tires on the F-150 with the trumpy stickers on it. Once the tires get going there's no stopping the fire.
As long as you avoid the F-150 with the Hitchhiker's Guide thumb and Guild of Calamitous Intent stickers.
gives great advice, absolutely fabulous, knows how to throw a dinner party, warm like a sunny day at the beach, getting major cool-wine-aunt vibes
jordan peele
coolest-person-you-know vibes, brings out the best in others, in bed by 9pm, excellent music taste
I'll take that.
Reblog to help forward the cause of science or something, honestly I'm just curious to know how old everyone is.
I'm kind of disappointed I haven't seen a Barbie movie trailer cut with Saturday Night Holocaust yet.
47. Avoid meetings altogether. They inhibit productivity.
If you don’t want to celebrate the July 4 holiday, might I recommend instead celebrating the publication of Sir Isaac Newton’s Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica which was published on July 5, 1687.
My name, the name I choose to go by, is rather uncommon, but I have met a couple of other Cullens. And that damn book/movie franchise that shall not be named kind of ruined it. My first name is hella common, and I just don't care.
(I have a Patreon! For just 3€/3.50$ a month YOU get daily updates of this comic and WE get money for bills and food, which fuels me to make even more comics!!! So far I’ve posted 150 comics to my Patreon already - check out the link in my pinned post if you like :D)
happy disability pride month!!! anyone wanna boost my comic to help me celebrate? It’s about disability quite a lot and I’d love it if more people who wanted to got to read it!!!
Meanwhile Iggy Pop was last seen performing four back-to-back shows while shooting scenes for a couple of movies.
Finally getting to power up and test out my new (to me) Kemper PowerRack. I bought it used and there are a fucking ton of downloaded profiles on here. Not sure yet if I'm going to wipe most of them out or what.
Back home. It is HOT. It was 100 degrees today with a feels like of fuck off and die. Even with power, we're using window units and they're struggling to keep up.
Still, very good to be home.
From-scratch crab cakes with whole grain mustard, new potatoes, and lightly dressed (olive oil / lemon juice) micro-greens and a delicious rosé champagne.
On a paper plate for my favorite anon.
Neighbor called yesterday to let us know power is back up. Heading back this afternoon. It will be very good to be back in our own home.
That said, @defiantpotato's mini has been so accommodating. Bringing in two more people and two extra dogs into a two-bedroom apartment is never going to be comfortable. She has been gracious and kind in ways I don't know that I would be. It humbles me.
Found out our power came back yesterday. Went home this morning. Was home a few hours. Got some work done. Got some cleaning done. Made a grocery order to replace some spoiled items. Power went out again.
Waited for my kid to pick up groceries. Loaded frozen/cold things in a cooler. Headed back to my stepdaughter's apartment.
