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colum asht #1 fan

@scoobhead / scoobhead.tumblr.com

nat | 21 | she/her | trying my best

about

- nat

- she/her

- oct 17 (libra)

- bi

- college student majoring in neuroscience and english

- my tagging system is extensive and slightly inconsistent so (1) if you have a question about tags just ask and (2) if you need something tagged just let me know. all original posts are under #nat og and personal posts are #🧟‍♂️ (and ok to reblog unless otherwise stated)

- you're probably here for the locked tomb, or dracula daily, or dimension 20, or perhaps blaseball (riv), or maybe even miraculous ladybug. otherwise you're probably just here for a good time. unfortunately absolutely no one is here for scooby doo, but i appreciate you humoring my blog theme anyways.

- if you're here for dracula daily: all originals and reblogs are tagged with #dracula and original posts about specific entries are tagged #dd [month] [day] (i.e., #dd may 3)

- pfp is fred jones from the original scooby-doo where are you, header is lyrics from red flags by tom cardy feat. montaigne

- terfs and swerfs are not welcome here

- this isn't a carrd because i don't understand how carrd works. cheers

adhd gothic

  • you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.
  • there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.
  • you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.
  • your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?
  • someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.
  • there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.
  • you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember. 
  • there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

Who gave you this summary of my week

  • you are excited to do the thing. you are eager to do the thing. you do not do the thing and you cannot say why. your body is operated by a force beyond yourself.
  • you awake and lie in bed. you plan a detail to-do list in your head. excited, you step out of bed only to feel the motivation drain off of you like oil from a duck’s back. the bed calls to you like a siren to a sailor
  • did you lock the door? if you check, you will have locked the door. if you do not check, you will not have locked the door. if you check and have locked the door there is a reasonable chance you will accidentally unlock the door. there is no way to win this game.
  • you are hungry. you eat nothing. you are not hungry. you eat everything. the moon laughs at you.
  • you have had a tune stuck in your head for three days now. it is not a tune that exists on earth. it will not leave.
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I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this

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don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell

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my vision btw

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HEY

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AAAAAH THE TEETH!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE THE TEETH!!! 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🩸🩸

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AAAAAAAAA‼️‼️🩸🩸 AAAAAAAAAAA‼️🩸 AAUAAUUAAAAAAA‼️🩸🩸🩸 AAAYAUAAAAAAAAAGH‼️‼️🩸 AAAAAAAAAAAH!‼️‼️🩸🩸

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Wait lmao I only just realized this was in reference to the badge. I had no idea what it was about i was just excited to match your energy