Meet C(omm)ute
Last month I published my first ever original short story with @duckprintspress! If you'd like to read a bit of sweet fluff about two women having a meet cute on their bus ride to work, you can purchase it here for only 99 cents.
Anonymous asked:
best advice i ever got as a writer was to pick a hobby that i hated more than writing and stick with it. i’m a runner now and it’s miserable and i Hate It and writing is so lovely in comparison. bonus: i’m in excellent shape and running gives you a lot of time to think about writing. i’ve solved a lot of plot complications while running.
This is such funny advice. Writing is so excruciating, you gotta take up Self Torture so that writing feels like a fun little break 😭
Are you struggling with being a writer? Well Have You Tried Poison Testing As A Hobby,
i’m thinking we should have slit his throat in the cradle.
SUCCESSION — 4.10 “WITH OPEN EYES”
my prediction for what'll happen in the succ finale
That would have been really traumatizing if you weren’t already so fucked up.
J. SMITH-CAMERON as GERRI KELLMAN in SUCCESSION
bonus:
Baws
Me before watching the video: What does “Baws” mean???
Me 30 seconds into the video: BAWS
a second tom wambsgans has hit the roy siblings.
Jeremy Strong on the official Succession podcast:
In one of the takes, I climbed over the barrier. It always to me felt like there was nowhere, no coming back from this. And I looked at these waves, and it was so windy that day, and so cold, and there was some piece of metal clanging and it was this terrible sound, and I sort of couldn't bear it... I stood up and walked slowly to the barrier that was set up there, and climbed over it. And I didn't really know what I planned to do. And the actor playing Colin saw me and ran and stopped me from doing it... You (the interviewer) said you felt like he was gonna go in, and I did. I tried to.
and the thing is. if shiv's vote hadn't been last, she probably would have voted for ken! they thought they had the numbers and they DID until she felt the full pressure of the tie breaker land on her and take a step back
the way shiv literally became her mother, the person she has always resented most. she's trapped in a loveless marriage to maintain any power she can salvage, with a baby she doesn't want, to a man who would rather be with his assistant.
How fucked is it though that shivs choice was between Kendall and Tom like. You can have your brother-father or you can have your husband-father but either way you are never escaping your father
New Backer-Reward Erotica Story: “Breaking the Dawn” by Veronica Sanders
The May backer-reward exclusive erotica story, free to all our Patreon backers at the $10/month and $25/month level, is “Breaking the Dawn” by Veronica Sanders. This is the perfect story for this US holiday weekend, soft and sweet and oh-so-sexy f/f porn with just enough plot to satisfy.
Title: Breaking the Dawn
Author: Veronica Sanders
Genre: Modern
Rating: Explicit
Relationship: established relationship, f/f, the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one, parenthood (mentions of)
Character Features: bipoc, fat
Tags: alcohol use (casual), breast play, clitoral fingering, cunnilingus, dildo (strap-on), dildo in vagina sex, emotional sex, exhibitionism, fluff, honeymoon, lingerie, past tense, pov third person alternating, risking getting caught, sex toy, vaginal fingering
Teaser:
“Oh, wow…”
Eden stepped farther into the room. She hadn’t been sure exactly what the honeymoon suite would look like, but the space certainly surpassed her expectations. There was an abundance of flowers on every surface—even draped over the king-sized canopied bed—and candles flickered gently. A table was set up for a Champagne toast, complete with ice bucket and fancy little artisanal chocolates. It was a warm night, so the window was open slightly, allowing a refreshing ocean breeze to waft in.
She inhaled deeply, enjoying the scent of the flowers, the roses and orange blossoms enhanced by the slightly salty sea air. She turned, ready to comment some more, when Maritza unceremoniously tackled her onto the huge bed.
Eden shrieked delightedly as the two of them formed a giggling, tangled heap, layers of chiffon and tulle and vintage lace billowing around them like a cloud.
“Hey,” Maritza said, gazing down at her with total adoration, brown eyes dark and sparkling in the soft candlelight. “Hi,” she breathed, utterly enraptured by her brand-new wife.
Length: 16 pages/4,616 words
Who We Are: Duck Prints Press LLC is an independent publisher based in New York State. Our founding vision is to help fan creators publish their original works. We are particularly dedicated to publishing art and fiction featuring characters from across the LGBTQIA+ spectrum. Want to always hear the latest? Sign up for our monthly newsletter! Want to support the Press, read about us behind-the-scenes, learn what’s coming down the pipeline, get exclusive teasers, and claim free stories? Back us on Patreon monthly!
i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that
We are not going to let that fuckwad DeSantis gain a foothold in the 2024 election.
You are going to fucking vote for Joe Biden, and you are going to give us a fucking chance to save our country from fascism, and you aren't going to fucking complain about it, because there is literally no other choice.
We will not let another election be a close call. Are you listening?
Vote for Biden. Vote for whatever Democrat is most popular in your local elections. Our system sucks, but this is what we're working with. Just fucking vote.
"But he's --"
It doesn't matter. It does. not. matter.
Not every battle is about progress. Sometimes it's just holding the line until we get reinforcements. And they are coming. The Gen Z vote was monumental in stopping the red wave, and there are increasing numbers as more and more come of age.
Hold the line.
DeSantis is literally forming his own militias. The Republican Party is a fascist party. Dems are literally everyone else. Do not ever give the fascists anything. Ever. If I have to see any more god damn fucking misinformation posts like I did during the 2016 and 2020 US elections I’m calling all your asses out and everyone should do the same.
This isn’t a joke or an exaggeration. DeSantis is a vile human being, a eugenicist dictator wannabe. Vote against him. Do not let him win.