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Coldwave Trash

@scofieldmisa

I have /un/healthy obessions with bands, TV shows and actors. Maybe ships too. Also known as XShipperXWriterXGirlX on fanfiction and AO3

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Crowley (mentioned) Additional Tags: Demon Dean Winchester, Season/Series 10, Episode: s10e03 Soul Survivor, Alternate Ending, Angel Castiel, Stolen Angelic Grace (Supernatural), Canon Compliant, 10.3 spoilers Summary:

What if Castiel arrived at the bunker before Dean broke out of the demon chamber? How would Dean torment him? How would their heart heart have gone if things were said?

or where the author wanted a scene of Demon!Dean and Castiel so she wrote it.

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Dean: *trudges into kitchen and over to the coffee pot at an ungodly hour*
Sam: *from the dining room table* Why are you up so early?
Dean: Cas gripped me tight and pulled me from the comfort of my bed.
Some random demon, tauntingly talking to Dean just as Dean is about to kick its ass: if you're going to stab people on first sight, you're not going to make many friends in life, Winchester
Dean: *awkwardly looks to the side where Cas is backing him up*
Dean: wow, you look stunning.
Cas: stunning, huh. it’s nice to see you’ve expanded your vocabulary from “hot” and “really hot”
Dean: you could just take the compliment some times.
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dean: this is a STUPID idea

cas: it was your idea

dean: and i’m fucking stupid you of all people should know this

*At the hospital*
Sam: You lost a lot of blood, do you remember anything?
Cas: There was an ambulance
Sam: No I drove you here in Baby
Cas: *confused* I heard a siren
Sam: That was Dean
Dean: I was wORRIED

Can we just talk about the harmless banter that would go on if Dean and Cas got married? I’m not talking about sex scenes or episodes revolving around them, I’m talking filler episodes.

For example:

*at a witness’ house*

Witness: *sees Deans wedding ring* You must have a very lovely lady waiting for you.

Dean, giving Cas a shit eating grin: Sure do.

Cas: *death glare*

Or

Bartender: What do you say you and I get out of here?

Cas: Sorry, I’m married.

Bartender: Well, as long as they’re not here…

Dean, trying not to blow his cover but still hopelessly jealous: ADULTERY IS A CRIME

Or

Waiter: Are you two a couple?

Dean: We’re br-

Sam, purposely being over dramatic: How dare you? He is a married man!

Or

Sam, stumbling in to find Dean asleep on the couch: Dean?

Dean: Me and Cas had a fight.

Sam: Why did he get the bed? He doesn’t sleep.

Dean, realization dawning: That little-

Or even

Dean: I’m married Sammy.

Sam, trying to research lore and having heard it for the four thousandth time that day: I know Dean.

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dean: i’m by section 

dean: i’m buy

dean: i’m bicentennial

sam: it’s okay, take your time

dean:

dean: cas