I'm shy about using the mens room and peeing in the stall so I just pretend I'm doing coke instead
i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead
I feel like brunette Elizabeth Holmes when I put my hair up and wear a black turtleneck to work
Not even gonna lie the mouse ran ALL the way up that damn clock 😂 we can never take that guy anywhere
"bro what strain is this it's getting me so joyful and entertained". dude we are smoking straight up toys
