Stew

its funky jumper season x

Hayley Williams (2022) // Lady Gaga (2023) - sparkly sequin dress

so the ritalin is working

went through the rdr2 unfinished wip folder last night too and man i actually drew these guys smooching... a lot..... but didn't post very many?? i rly love them together <3

So, I have a big advice post to write, but until I have the spoons, I want to warn everyone now who has legally changed their first name:

Your credit score may be fucked up and you need to:

I am about to apply for a mortgage and learned that as of 2 weeks ago:

Credit scores influence everything from big home/car loans to insurance rates to job and housing applications.

And for whatever reason, the 3 bureaus that have the power to destroy your life are shockingly fragile when it comes to legally changing one's first name.

So, yeah. Once I get this mess cleaned up for myself, I have a big guide in the works if you find yourself in the same predicament. But with the mass trans migration out of oppressive states, odds are there are a lot of newly renamed people who are about to have a nasty shock when applying for new housing.

Take care, folks.

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

Edward Carpenter (1844 – 1929). Early gay rights advocate who lived openly with his lover, George Merrill (1867–1928). They had a home in the English countryside, made socks and sandals fashionable, and were pretty much the originators of cottagecore.

His Wikipedia article, for further reading.

George Merrill gave us the greatest and gayest work of art, the book Maurice by patting E.M Forster on the bum.

Additional things I have gleaned from his Wikipedia article:

I begin to ask: who *didn’t* travel all the way to new jersey once to dick down Walt Whitman

By far the funniest transition timelines are the ones from trans men where the "before" picture is some teeny little guy with sad baby seal eyes and the "after" picture looks like Kratos

This is one of the top posts in r/transtimelines and it really sums up what I'm talking about

My irl saw this post and sent me this even crazier transformation today! The little guy to Kratos pipeline is real!!!

love when stingray plushies have a "second face" on the bottom

Bellzi Stingi the Sting Ray

Aurora World Eco Nation Stingray

Miniso Devil Fish

hey wait a minute

There's something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they're little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

5 pm: i really should hang myself

9 pm: lets see whats going down on the Twix company instagram

Idk if this has been posted on Tumblr yet but im obsessed

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

sad news today. Beeftongue, slug beloved, is no more. it lived just over a year, a good long time for a Florida leatherleaf, and tasted dozens of lettuces and other delicious vegetation beyond any slug’s dreams. found under a fallen stop sign in Miami, I was honored to share some time with this awesome beast.

farewell, Beef.

Beeftongue is survived by Bupkis, who continues to stubbornly exist despite being over 2, and all of its brood

RIP Beef you were beloved by many 🖤

the iconic american hamburger is a disgrace and the only reason we put so much shit on it is to mask the flavor of unseasoned beef. as a collective conscious we need to stop seasoning our hamburgers with salt and pepper and start seasoning them with lipton onion soup mix and worcestershire sauce

cishet friend: hey man you're looking good lately! what's your secret?

me: ah yeah you know haha i've been on r/skincare a bit and also been, gotta make up for being kinda short haha

cishet friend: haha xD well that's awesome bro but you should lift

me: yeah i use to i'll get back to it

cishet friend: *leaves interaction not weirded out*

(LATER - INTERIOR - UNDERGROUND LGBTQ+ BUNKER)

equally insane as me transsexual friend: ok spill.

me: testosterone cypionate, finasteride, minoxidil, fluoxetine, topical estradiol, concerta, sensodyne, activated gel cleanser, honey almond body scrub, exfoliating gel scrub, thc, cbd, herb mint facial mask, xanax, spf 50+ moisturizer, overeating at night, laying on a bed of needles in the morning to circulate bloodflow, & im lactose intolerant

Like a roach and Raid. Feliz cumpleanos Grimace🥳 Tarde..