My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

American Airlines about to get the biggest slam fuckin dunk of all time

levels

When she asks for round 2.

😩😩😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 im done that’s it !!

Listen here💀💀😭

Lol

remember when u used to go over to ur friends house and youd go down to the ‘computer room’ to the dads old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend would show u charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type stuff on youtube while thier younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

A little too spot on

I live in a panicked state that sits somewhere between “don’t be so hard on yourself” and “success is my only option”.

While a common refrain among men who catcall is that women should “learn to take a compliment” when receiving their unsolicited attention, the impulses that so often fuel these scenarios are anything but kindhearted.

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