Laura

he brought me wendy

“Now”

directions

comics then: funny cat loves lasagna and hates mondays comics now: pigeon experiences a micro-aggression

just remembered last summer when one of our old lady neighbors realized i was on testosterone and asked me if i liked cars and when i said no she was like “oh haha you will”

hormone that makes you like cars

Nintendo DS culture is having fun with your sweet innocent game and then seeing your reflection in the screen during the cut screens and realizing how much suffering you see in your eyes then feeling thankful when the game comes back on

they wanna come chill with me, but are too scared to pass Her

wwwild

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

i learned that a boy took his sister to her Father-Daughter dance after her dad stood her up (x)

You darling daisies requested fruit kettles.

So fruit kettles you shall have.

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

For clarification, the crabs are not accused of killing Amelia Earhart. The idea is that if she died after crash landing on an island in the pacific the coconut crabs would have eaten her corpse and scattered the bones, which is why no one has ever found her body.

I-

annoying as fuck

I have questions

To get to the other side