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Schmaltzy97

@schmaltzy97

I'm a chemistry major with a love of animals, jokes, games, food, and various cool shiz
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After the shower.  Oil on linen.  An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)

this is AMAZING

THIS IS A FUCKING PAINTING

I thought this was a fucking photo omg

u deserve infinite notes!!

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sashayed

my cat likes being gently scraped with a plastic butter knife like a cute lil fuzzy piece of toast WAY more than she likes any of the grooming utensils or toys i have spent actual money on 

Butter the cat. Butter the cat.

butter butter butter

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If you have blackheads on your nose: Mix together half a spoon of honey and half a spoon of cinnamon. Put enough of the mixture to cover your nose and then massage for 3 mins. Wash it off with warm water and most of the blackheads should be gone!

You can put this all over your face tbh and exfoliate bc it cleans out your pores and makes your skin really soft!

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psyducked

okay so I tried this out tonight before actually reblogging because I was afraid it would be a prank and I didn’t want to cause any of you harm, but it’s legit! All but the few largest blackheads were cleared (which is fine because the largest are the easiest to push out—for me at least) and I used it on my forehead + shoulders also, it makes your skin feel brand new. Fore warning however, it really makes your skin burn in sensitive areas (the area around my nose in this case) so be prepared for that, also your skin gets very pink from the cinnamon burn so best not to do it right before heading out. Yay for easy/natural blackhead cleansers, I’ve been really self conscious about them on my nose for a long time

reblog to save a life

It also makes you smell like a sopaipilla

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this episode i s literally called “jack is naked”

Does he… Jack off.