God Nerfed Me

happy pride everyone

a small bug with a gun loaded with one bullet engraved with your name has started following you

why is whole milk so fucking delicious. whore milk

link incase anyone wants to listen to this masterpiece

all blonde men deserve to be put through an evil maze against an evil spectre of themselves who sows deep worries and thoughts about themselves

oh hey guys! *does an awesome puppy jump*

ahh i see *does a fearsome puppy punch through your chest killing you instantly*

Midwestern Cattle 🐂

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

I have recently beaten TotK and couldn't resist the urge to draw Monster Hunter style icons of the dragons. I just love them so much! 🥰

(Be considerate of others, no spoils in the comments!)

draw your silly eating a huge loaf of bread

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

A lil animation i made :^)

my shrimp fanart

armored boot concepts for non-human feet

Victorian snake earrings, 9 ct gold with ruby eyes. 1880s.

I am viscerally angry that these aren’t mine.