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Idiot Rat Boy

@sceneryanross

Nick | He/him | 16 | bi | himbo supreme | anti-antis stay far away from me

Oh you’re cis? How did you find out?

Are you sure? I never really got a cis feeling from you. Maybe you’re just confused, a lot of people think they’re cis these days but change their minds later.

2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part 

I haven’t gotten to fully enjoy a “yesterday was Tuesday but today is Tuesday too” joke in years, and here we are with the PERFECT confluence of events to make that joke and I am LIVING

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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1/4 of you guys live like this

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation