She has 10 eggs omg how did her little body make so many eggs I’m going to cry
Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh
UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)
UPDATE:
All ten babies are getting ready to fledge!!!
finger-licking good
and its ontological opposite:
toe-sucking evil
Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat
H2O just add water but it's 40 year old office worker Dave
I just want Dave to feel appreciated…. 🥺
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:
MEN WE NEED TO GET SLUTTIER
ON IT BOSS *changes from my regular t shirt into an identical t shirt that just has the word COCK on it*
don’t MAKE me turn this hero’s journey around!
Aww, is somebody still in “refusal of the call”?
Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon
them: you know, it’s hard to date you, because you’re always taking and captioning brooding pictures of your chicken
me:
TIL Carly Rae Jepsen and Naruto Uzumaki, better known as the biggest LGBT+ advocates to this day, are close friends in real life
