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Welcome to the Cursed Content™️ Factory!

@scattered-irises / scattered-irises.tumblr.com

Drawings, the occasional essay, and oh, yes, how could I forget? Cursed Content™️. Nutrition facts: 67% Zexal, 6% Ninjago and 27% miscellaneous. If 67% Zexal wasn't good enough, my 100% Zexal blog is tronnyboyo. And, if you enjoy further melting your brain, my art blog is irisgoesgardening.  I’ve been addicted to YuGiOh Zexal for 9 years now (Ouch). I’ve seen A LOT. This isn’t the best blog you've ever seen, but the jokes here are...quite something. Without further ado, welcome to the factory! We're all here to have a good laugh so please don't take anything here too seriously!
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Iris’ Summer Writing Commissions (Open)

The temperature’s rising (at least in the Northern hemisphere) and the ice cubes are melting! I think my paid internships just dumped me as well! If you’d like to commission me, now is an EXCELLENT time!

Here are some of the fandoms I am in:

  • 🃏Yu-Gi-Oh! (Zexal, DM, Arc-V)
  • 🐲Ninjago
  • 🎼Vocaloid
  • 🦄The Twelve Kingdoms
  • ✨Shadow and Bone + Six of Crows (I’m fully caught up!)
  • 🔥A Song of Ice and Fire
  • 🗡Galavant
  • 👗Love Nikki/ Time Princess / Helix Waltz (All those dress up games and whatnot)
  • …And a few more!

It is $1 per 100 words (and $1.50 for NSFW).

For every 500 words, I throw in 100 for free!

Please check my spreadsheet for detailed prices and word counts.

Things I will write:

✅Ocs!

✅Ships!

✅Oc x Canon!

✅Gore/Extreme violence

✅NSFW!

✅Weird NSFW! (You might have to tell me some specifics, but I’m okay with quite a bit!)

Honestly, everything goes except for

❌❌Underage❌❌

Thank you! Every bit helps. If you would like to see some of the things I write, here is my AO3

Please feel free to DM me on my Discord at Scattered-Irises#9090!

#commissions#writing commissions#fanfiction commissions#zexal#vocaloid#ASoIaF#galavant#love nikki#ninjago#yugioh
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A curated collection of my mildly disturbing YuGiOh doodles on discord

1: Kaiba’s big ol’ chest

2:Snakaito

3:Vector preparing dinner

4:Shrekaito and Donkuma

5:Birdstopher Birdlight never forgot that he was descended from dinosaurs

6:Did you guys know that Ryoga’s VA dubbed for Jack (Harry Styles) in Don’t Worry Darling? Aka a story about a man trapping his wife in a 1950s simulation?? Maybe Chris was never the horrible 50s husband. Maybe it was Shark this whole time.

7:Hc that the dads are gen Z/millenials

I will be taking a break from social media! If you need a commission please dm me on discord @ Scattered-Irises#9090. Don’t worry, you people will get your Kaito-in-front-of-Chris’-dead-body-family-guy-death-pose drawing soon. Toodles 💚

#seto kaiba#kaito tenjo#vector zexal#yuma tsukumo#christopher arclight#ryoga kamishiro#dr faker#byron arclight#kazuma tsukumo#art from iris#zexal#bye everyone!#please use my discord only for commission requests! Thank you!
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Why isn’t there more Byron (the man. The big man not the fucking gremlin. Tr*n does not exist at the CCF I refuse to have another Lord Garmadon incident on my property) x Kaito content

You know how deliciously horrible that would be? It has the crass melodramatics of a child’s Barbie doll plot.

There’s everything there. Money. Wealth. Hatred. Power. Vengeance. Long hair being brushed until the head just has a few clumps left. Bodies whacking together until their chests are caved in and their face paint is scratched beyond repair. Rubber feet nibbled to unrecognizable stumps mmmmm

#shitpost#no this will not get proper tags
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Wow! What in the world! He looks like what I wished my first deviantart oc kinda looked like. Voting was just as intense as ever in the accessories death match! For a bunch of people who watch a show with close to zero fashion sense, y’all sure are dedicated to fashion.

Okay, almost there!

Best of luck!

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Y’all…are we gonna have to do a death battle between makeups?

Galaxy blush won by 1 vote (12 to Zexal face pink makeup’s 11)

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Wow! What in the world! He looks like what I wished my first deviantart oc kinda looked like. Voting was just as intense as ever in the accessories death match! For a bunch of people who watch a show with close to zero fashion sense, y’all sure are dedicated to fashion.

Okay, almost there!

Best of luck!

#zexal#art from iris#kaito tenjo#polls#dress up#y’all are so violent#the gun bonnet and pacifier was supposed to be a joke#whoops posted on wrong blog
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Anonymous asked:

Zexal fans must have been on some shit back in the day cause the WHAT FIC?????? The fuckin WHAT DOUJIN??????????

Nah some of us are still on something (this entire blog is evidence of this).

And that Vkai fic is pretty recent and still updating I think

#ask iris
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Anonymous asked:

We need to know the VKai fic you mentioned in the dress up.

We need to add it to our cursed zexal knowledge

#ask iris
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Y’ALL

This was absolutely contentious with the bloody magical stick winning by just 1 vote (8 votes compared to both bonnet and bow’s 7)

I just flew back home so I’ll be taking a break from cursed dress up for a few days

Does anyone want a do-over with just the top three accessories?

#dress up#polls#shitpost