Bingus Knows 😳

x-files bgm please

What the fuck

(helpless/affectionate shrug) Life, right? “It finds a way.”

@elodieunderglass these are some legs

When wearing a baby carrier you are supposed to bend and rise from the knees only. What an excellent demonstration.

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

I hope hobie says this in the next film

This is why I always recommend having an emergency cheese. Mine is parmesan.

wonder woman out here still saving lives

See those two guys over there? They’ve been watching us.

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) dir. Tom Gormican

this image cracks me up for no good reason

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

I still can't fucking get over how cetaceans adapted to spend their entire lives in the water and just never bothered to redevelop water-breathing. there's motherfuckers who spend an hour or more diving and the evolutionary solution is just "breathe a lot on the surface and then lower your heart rate to a near-hibernation level while actively cruising the seafloor for stuff to eat". totally insane solution to one of the oldest solved problems in biology

Used some ancient colored pencils to draw this chonky neighbourhood kitty. Every time I go to the supermarket I see him sunbathing.

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #14: All Pride is Kink to Bigots

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

That should be a corkscrew...

YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT NOW

i think about this scene a lot and every time it’s so fucking funny

me trying not to let the shit break me