i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one
Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(
oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf
character development
my utopia
I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.
The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”
the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”
Always reblog.
person: there’s something i have to tell you my anxiety: *the pink panther theme*
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Queen (Band) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) & Freddie Mercury Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Freddie Mercury, Brian May, John Deacon, Roger Taylor (Queen) Additional Tags: Freddie Mercury and Crowley were best friends, Drinking & Talking, Alcohol, Drinking, Song: Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, Love Confessions, Kinda, Song Lyrics, The Bentley (Good Omens) - Freeform, Crowley Created the Stars (Good Omens), Sad Crowley (Good Omens), Oblivious Aziraphale (Good Omens), But not that much, he isn't stupid is what I mean, over use of cursive, and the word bloody, because we're brittish, and darling, because Freddie, I don't know how to tag properly, uhhh, not angst just, Pining, Crowley wrote Good Old Fahioned Lover Boy, Pining Crowley (Good Omens), Freddie is Crowley's therapist, Basically Series: Part 1 of A lonely demon and Mr Fahrenheit Summary:
Freddie Mercury and a sad, drunk, lovesick demon walk into a bar...
Basically, Freddie Mercury finds a drunk and pining Crowley and they become friends. Crowley writes Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy. Emotional inner chaos and love confessions ensue (granted, nearly fifty years later). But hey, they got there eventually.
The first rule of writing is hoard notebooks
The second rule of writing is we do not write in our notebook hoard
And the third and final rule of writing is writing is a ruleless godless world
Can I get a mutual?
Can I
get a mutual?
you're my second account that doesn't count
but thank you
Can I get a mutual?
Can I
get a mutual?
Theory Time
The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(
But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:
Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*
Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110
Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*
This kills me every single fucking time
…oh
Oh.
Oh.
the yellow’s for friendship
friendship, just gals being pals
the fucking slapping noise is incredible
This is unsettling.
A round of applause
a legion of soldiers off to battle
I love buzzfeed unsolved, because at this point it’s totally possible in my mind that Shane is a demon and Ryan has another personality called Ricky Goldsworth who’s a fucking serial killer. Honestly, there is literally no reason why they wouldn’t be.
I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
