D . A . B

lets be honest with ourselves for a moment: who doesnt love a good fruit from time to time

I would actually pay for a cable subscription just to watch this

I’m laughing so hard bc Niall’s bodyguard had to dress up for the party as well

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

“Hey friend sorry I’m late, I reincarnated in a part of the world I’m not familiar with so it took me a while to find you again”

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

“you’re all posers” i say to the models. they are very good at their job

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

When your sugar daddy gets into politics and you have to start making up speeches

good the fuck night y'all

sorry, my mom said to unfollow you =/

WATCH THIS SHIT & REBLOG IT. GO VOTE SO WE CAN GET THESE CHILDISH MFS OUT OF OFFICE

for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

there was a moustache on the floor at the movie theater today…

Cinderella …

this comment has utterly undone me

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

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Tyler this is so relatable

Ugh I used to love and then hate him but this is the #tea

The sheer number of people who relate to this video and seem to have a very similar emotional situation as me around this right now is comforting.