*walks past nature trailcams at night in an terrifying and otherworldly but sexy manner*

typed my symptoms into webmd and it turns out i need to sit at the bottom of a swimming pool

Shut up everyone this is my favorite part of the 10 hours heavy rain sound on windows with thunder sounds

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

i’ll stop being crazy once everything goes my way forever

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

the tiktok-ification of trauma and mental illness has set us back like 10 years. the language that surrounds these subjects is now completely misused cuz people just drop buzzwords into a sentence without knowing what they mean. “trauma bonding” is not something you do with your friends, bestie

tiktok cucks please feel free to suck me from behind

life is so hard for girls who are. single celled organisms.

*shining a flashlight around* is there anybody mad at me in here

What if I got weirder

Girl are you from the cursed woods

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

who isrhis

tigerstar from warrior cats

oh okay carry on

When the post is funny but you disagree with the underlying philosophical premises in it