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did i think that reading “crazy notion” doesn’t worth my time? yep

did i read it anyway? i did

have i finished it? yes sir

do i feel absolutely broken? i do indeed

and ofc i recommend it.

Gonna read it rn

WHAT THE FUCK ITS SO GOOD BUT SO SAD

did i think that reading “crazy notion” doesn’t worth my time? yep

did i read it anyway? i did

have i finished it? yes sir

do i feel absolutely broken? i do indeed

and ofc i recommend it.

Gonna read it rn

I REALLY HOPE ALL OF YOU HAVE HEARD THE MASTERPIECE FROM THE FALSETTOLAND WORKSHOP THAT IS THREE DATES WITH MARVIN AND WHIZZER

(here it is if you haven’t heard it)

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BENEDICT ♥️♥️

I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT HIS PHOTOS! TELL ME IS THERE A HUMAN BETTER LOOKING THAN HIM?! NO!!! TELL ME WHY? WHY IS HE SO HANDSOME AND HOT?! I FREAKING LOVE HIM, I'M FUCKING SAD I CAN'T HAVE HIM! ♥️😭

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

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The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

happy veterans day

My Ukrainian Love

I love him

I love him so much

I think about him

Every day

All the time

I’m obsessed

I want to cut him open

I want to crawl inside him

I want to be sheltered by him

I am in love

But so is he

He is in love with a girl

Talia

I want her dead

I want to rip the skin off her bones

I want to chop her limb from limb

I want to get rid of her

She will take away my love

My Micsha 

I want him to be mine

Not hers

But he will always be hers

Never mine

Mischa, my love,

Will never love me back

The only thing I can do

Is imagine

Imagine I’m with

My Ukrainian Love.

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Noel Gruber