i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

today isn’t great but cats exist

I didn’t understand how to use a computer mouse, but then it clicked

my entire blog is me saying Me on posts

Me

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

a concept: me, in bed with many blankets, the windows are frosted but i am toasty, my homework complete and i fully understand the material

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

what just happened

this makes me uncomfortable, 

then do =x+2+ for the next part

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

What is this sorcery?!?!

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2 1 = x + 2 +

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 +

- 7 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7 7 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2

- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2 1 = x + 2 + 1 2 = x 1 =

My mind just broke

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely. 

I def just wrote this on a piece of paper while laughing and my friends are now judging me hardcore

pls

Throwback to what fall was supposed to be like

Choose a pill

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will

Blue pill: tastes like raspberry 

It just hit me how deep this is

Choose a pill

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will

Blue pill: tastes like raspberry 

This just hit me

who else just scrolled miles passed this