I learned how to accidentally sleep on the couch from my father
i love telling people "godspeed" it adds so much weight and dignity to everything i'll say it to a friend driving cross country or a coworker grabbing lunch from the corner store like good luck bitch!! may the road rise to meet you and the wind be at your back!!!
doomsday preppers always keeping rusty tins of food in their basement but never building springhouses and smokehouses and paddocks for future livestock 🤨 those canned peaches are only going to bring you so far babe
are you going to study medicinal herbs and their cultivation or are you just going to keep stockpiling weapons like a little bitch 😩
going to shoot your way out of an infected cut, dumbass?
Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately
Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately
Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.
there needs to be more content specifically aimed at people who grew up in the middle of rural bumfuck nowhere who love the shitty worn down rusty pickup truck unclean gas station bigfoot sighting 200 degree weather dirt-eating redneck vibe of it all without the whole homophobic white christianity thing
fellow GAY TRANS MEN. will GO FISHING together and ENJOY IT UNIRONICALLY
im posting these tags because this is poetry actually
Autism: If something changes, I will cry.
ADHD: If nothing changes, I will cry.
ADHD/Autism comorbity: I will cry.
From Leonard Cohen’s final letter to his dying muse, Marianne Ihlen. She died in July 2016, and Cohen followed her shortly after, dying in November 2016.
“Well Marianne it’s come to this time when we are really so old and our bodies are falling apart and I think I will follow you very soon. Know that I am so close behind you that if you stretch out your hand, I think you can reach mine. And you know that I’ve always loved you for your beauty and your wisdom, but I don’t need to say anything more about that because you know all about that. But now, I just want to wish you a very good journey. Goodbye old friend. Endless love, see you down the road.”
— Leonard Cohen
stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home
I fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the sea, but all it does it pull my pants down and I float harmlessly and pantslessly to the surface
Posts that Tumblr will blaze:
• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines
• Christian proselytizing
• Vent posts
Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:
• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets
🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥
rb to explode a terf ^_^ nonrefundable ^_^
Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring
anarcho-wormism
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Oh NO.
me, a sheltered noblewoman: Pray who is that brave knight? Dame Archer:*turns around* me: gasp! *instantly in love*
my bi heart………
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ADDED PICS
theshadowsigns
*dies*
Oh shit.
GAY KNIGHTS
unicornofdarknessstuff
Fellas I’m real gay
girls witH SworDS GIRLS WITH SWORDS fuck
World Heritage Post
Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.
Oh. This fixed me.
IMAGE ID: An empty basement room with beige tile; in the background are stairs going up into the rest of the house and draped on the wall is a sparkly banner saying Happy Halloween. In the foreground are three young Black men in shorts and t-shirts and socks, all three keeping sync as they dance joyfully to the song. The shortest guy smiles so big and so much for most of the video you can’t not smile back. END ID
Every single time I watch it. Every single time I smile. They’re perfect. THEY. ARE. PERFECT.
one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane
another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could
exactly. like oh you’re not going to look back? have you never lost a love? there is so much looking back.
ok. icebreaker-type question. imagine time travel exists, but all of the serious super big things that likely come to mind when time travel is a factor is stuff youre not “qualified” for, as a civilian. what stupid, petty, thing do you use time travel for?
personally, i’d buy this one limited-time pin from a con i had no chance of going to, and also buy some transformers animated toys while they were still being sold.
Girl this is the best thing I've read today
when I'm just walking around and something makes me screech to a halt and my eyeballs shoot out like binoculars and I gotta drop everything to take photos
ugh yeah that's the good shit
