the prophecy is complete

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I am literally begging you to turn on the sound for this

gonna fuck around and make the NFL watchable

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

i think this belongs here

Official Post of Massachusetts

Officially licensed 1988 "I Saved the Princess" Super Mario Bros. patch.

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I still have mine! (Bonus matching personalized pin)

In Mario Kart 8/Deluxe, the VS Race mode actually has a hidden time limit of 10 minutes per race. After 10 minutes have passed, the race automatically finishes and whoever is ahead at that point is declared the winner.

If neither player touches any of the controls for the entirety of the 10 minutes, the game will declare the player whose starting position was closer to the starting line as the winner (seen with Luigi in the footage), as such making that player win without doing anything.

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Luigi Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing

Obviously I could only put 12, these are some of the most popular mixed with a couple of personal favorites in no particular order. I definitely missed some gems, let me know in the tags which episode I'm clearly sleeping on.

The first ever rage quit from 1969

Poochy ‘Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island’ Super Nintendo

masterpost of horror lists

here are all my horror lists in one place to make it easier to find! enjoy!

sub-genres

decades

settings

other lists

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@sleepingintheflowers

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

Do you read "danger books"?

Bro did you smoke my point-n-click weed?

Me: "It's locked tight. I can't do that right now."

Dude come on, that was my last hit

Me: “Hmm, that doesn’t seem to work here.”

having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins

you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made