when you give an insane gay person you wronged 20 years ago intellectual property rights,
well theyll do something about it
hi tumblr i forgot to post about it but i have a lil website that selects a new album every day for you to listen to!
albums are selected out of submissions made by other people, and everyone gets the same album everyday. its just something i made so i can get more organic, left-field, weird recommendations that an algorithm would never suggest
so please, if you have the time, please submit your favorite weird music here. there's like over 400 (!!!!) albums submitted so far, but more is always better :D
you can also go through the history to find some albums that have been highlighted on previous days
Me: "a drunk man wandering on an infinite plane will return home infinitely many times, but a drunk bird wandering in an infinite space is instantly lost, forever. More ways to dress means more ways to be means more dimensions for our persons to get lost in. Drown with me in the darkling void of possibilities, storm-tossed and wandering forever"
The HR rep: I am not entirely sure what you are talking about, but either way, please stop wearing your smart aheago print hoodie that plays "Slumber Party" by Ashnikko when you flip up the hood
neocities guide - why you should build your own html website
do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!
what is neocities?
neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."
why should I make my own website?
web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.
what would I even put on a website?
the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site
getting started: neocities/html guide
sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles
fun stuff to add to your site
want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have
web revival manifestos & communities
also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience
in conclusion
i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities
With 56.8%, the winner of divorced-tournament is…
MegOp!!
Just-for-fun matchups will begin tomorrow, 7/03! Submit any you’d like to see!
reblog and put in the tags a deactivated blog that you miss
things that are not sex but secretly are sex:
- car crashes
- surgery
- playing pool or poker
- smashing a coke can
- biting/scratching
- cpr & using a defibrillator
- untangling wires & cords
feel free to add more! <3
[Image ID: A meme reading “Sleeper agents be like: time for my next mission.” The image the text is over is of a bed. / End ID]
Anonymous asked:
Thank you for your post about your injections. As someone who's struggled with having to take an injectable medication, the framing of "what a delight it is to poke and prod at the machine keeping you alive" or however you said it makes me legitimately look forward to it for the first time in the over a year of having to take that med, and I really appreciate it
this is a sweet message, thank you and best of luck with your meds!
every time i do an injection i understand brandon cronenberg and herbert west a little better
#there's something about it that tickles my brain in exactly the right way#a delight in the same vein (hah) of getting your blood drawn#this metal and plastic gets to be part of me for a brief shining moment#an appendix; an addendum; an explanatory note#what a delight. what a delight to poke and prod at the machine keeping you alive#what a delight to hear it whir in perfect finite harmony#what a delight to - for a second - invite yourself inside#word vomit#needles mention /
non-wikia fanwikis are always like "this article is the culmination of 4 years of drafting, research, and scholarly debate. this is my thesis. my life's work. my ceiling of the sistine chapel." wikia fanwikis are like. bakugo's birthday is halloween [citation needed]
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:
If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow