perfectly imperfect.

guccipoop:

I remember watching this video 5 years ago

Where is this iconic house mother today???

when the teacher forgets that there was homework and someone makes sure to remind her that there was

True

the energy I need

The power i want to have

makin my way downtown

slowly

kronos: I'm gonna overthrow the gods

some 12 year old with adhd:

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

here you go

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

the range….the emotion….this deserves an oscar

This dude was so convincing I forgot it was the same guy playing both people… The range…

I’m going home to see my mother

And all my loved ones who’ve gone home

Was wondering why this wasn’t getting too many notes until I found out that apparently people think this is just a FUCKING PHOTO??? IT’S A DRAWING??

THIS TOOK ME 30+ HOURS!! THIS IS MY FIRST TIME DOING THIS AND NOW I KNOW WHY I NEVER DO THESE COS THEY’RE COMPLICATED AF

4600 notes for 30 hours of work? Nah son, we gotta get this as viral as those pin-ups 💕

holy shit, OP, this is goddamn GORGEOUS

It’s because tumblr blurs everything slightly so photorealistic paintings end up looking like movie screenshots.

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

how cute

h-he’s just wearing glasses

F U L L  G E E K

Whoever posted this is the fucking goat

Big facts

My dumbass waiting on the episode title and shit 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

# Tyra Collette - Friday Night Lights

if you went to public school in the US, were you ever in a classroom that could accommodate 6 square feet of space between each student?

reminiscing fondly about my high school where they had collapsible gates that came down from the ceiling, which were used as a punitive measure to “prevent fighting” and turned every passing period into a potential human stampede situation. i’d love to get coughed on in one of those right now.

half the time in school we didn’t even have desks, we had tables. how could this possibly work? hire thousands of more teachers and reduce class sizes to 10?? they’ve been resisting that for years.