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I actually been drawing some comic strips for this...au? Wish I could finish what I started 🧍
Zim: I HATE the Dib SO MUCH! I want him DEAD, AND I WILL—
Tak: Then kill him.
Zim: Eh?
Tak: You are much stronger than him. He is a twelve year old smeet, there is nothing he can do against you. Just kill him.
Zim:
Zim: No
I keep having to tear down extremely predatory/misleading Scien.tology flyers in my school's art building. This is the third fucking time I've ripped the fuckers up and I'm getting Real Fucking Tired of it.
If you see shit like this DO NOT call the number, do not do anything to interact with these fucking people. Take down the posters if you're able to. They do NOT want to help you. They are a literal fucking cult who openly despise psychology and any actual proven mental health science, and are actively trying to trick mentally/emotionally vulnerable people into joining.
The red flags here are "Hubbard," the name of their founder, and "dianetics," the crackpot theory they teach for "auditing" your sins from your past lives.
I’d like to add what @jaspertheshark said in the tags because I feel it’s important
I just don't understand why Mattel would release a movie promoting their product and then NOT RELEASE PRODUCTS FROM THAT MOVIE. Everyone is trying to cash in on the success of the movie, even our local coffee shop had a Barbie latte. And from Mattel we get maybe one standard issue ken and margot robbie barbie. That's it?? Where's jumpsuit barbie? Where's the merman? Where's trash collector barbie? WHERE THE FUCK IS ALLAN
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listen to both songs fully/as long as you can handle before voting.
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I like both songs :')
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you
Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.
Anonymous asked:
are you a communist
No but I can play the piano good
is he okay
Damn he must've contributed so much to Morbius' gross
That's the funniest part. For his Morbius vid, he actually bought tickets to Everywhere All At Once and snuck into Morbius each time as to not play any part in making Sony think that they should make more Morbius.
Not all heroes wear capes, but according to that thumbnail this one does
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