Let’s all just take a moment and appreciate that our internal organs don’t ich.
This made me uncomfortable.
loafed-beans-deactivated2020082
What’s funny is that this actually happened.
allamericankindofguy-actual
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
ethereal-insight
Did he survive?
loafed-beans
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
odric-master-swagtician
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
IVE SEEN THINGS YOU PEOPLE WOULDNT BELIEVE
I love little kids
So I work at this daycare, and the toddlers where running around outaide, ya know doing toddler things, and this one little boy comes up to me and asks "Why are your finger nails red?". I had on red nail polish so I said "Its nail polish". So he responded with, keep in mind he's three, he says "I want naiwl pawish". And of course, like you can imagine, I melted on the inside and said "well when you get home ask your mommy for nail polish". And then, in the toughest, proudest voice a three year old boy could muster he says "I want red nail polish". And ran off.
I. Love. Little. Kids. Oml.