Selected works by Chiara Balza

Happy National Dog Day to my sweet pooch. Go pet a dog today. Pet ten. Take one home.

this is so pure I could watch this for days

IF PUSS IN BOOTS IN SHREK WAS A PUPPER/DOGGO IT WOULD BE JORGE I AM ScREAMIN HE IS SO CUTE I ALMOST FORGET EVERY TIME 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍

why does my pupper not have more reblogs wtf is wrong with u all

Me: I used to be a dog but I did a whole 360 for you baby girl.

Shawty that don’t understand geometry: Awwwwww.

Me:

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

This is a bad post but I’m not wrong

when you spend hours on your school work and still get it wrong 

What do you see poliwag? “Everything”

Is it just me? Or does laughter feel too much like showing weakness.

Probably just a thinker thing.

what the fuck

some feeler: *chuckles at a meme* me, an intellectual: you fool

“Now buy a house!” (smbc-comics)

@catfacemeowmers

Cards Against Humanity is letting customers pick which 2016 candidate they’ll donate to, as long as it’s Clinton

The game’s creators have launched a fundraiser, America Votes With Cards Against Humanity, where they’re letting their customers decide which of the two campaigns should received the donations the company collects.

“Today, we’re letting America choose between two new expansion packs about either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump,” the project’s website reads. “At the end of this promotion, Cards Against Humanity will tally up the sales of both packs, and depending on which pack gets more support, we will donate all the money in support of Hillary Clinton’s campaign.”

incredible

holy shit