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I am gay and resilient

@saurons-optometrist / saurons-optometrist.tumblr.com

ashton, he/him/his, 21, trans man, please be nice, picrew credit @ummmmandy

Men are not bad. Even if they're cis, het, white, abled, christian, and whatever other privileged identity that can be applied. Men can be bad, but badness is not a male trait. It is not inherent nor exclusive to men. There are amazing men. There are horrible women. No characteristics are inherent to any gender. It is okay, wonderful even, to be a man. Just like it is with any other gender.

Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime

[id: tags saying "wait wait i wanna know where they plan on using their full name, why'd you cut it off"]

answer: THEIR WEDDING.

I can't describe to you the emotion I would feel if I was hanging out with my friend Tim and he was like "hey we've been friends for a while now I want to show you something," and he hands me his driver's license, upon which I read "Optimus Prime Jones"

I can not believe milk is eight dollars Biden do something

I'm going to turn into a prostitute for cows this is absurd

I’m going to turn

into a prostitute for

cows this is absurd

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I fucking LOVE this site i'll never leave

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

You do that every morning???

EVERY MORNING.

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

no son

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

*whispers* Not even Russia

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

can we please have more characters who are tired and caffeine addicted and dysfunctional and pathetic wet cats that are ALSO fat. you don't have to be skinny to be exhausted. also people have this idea that eating poorly always equals thinness, but tbh it goes the other way pretty often. anyway i just wish that the hot professor archetype wasn't always associated with being skinny

Now you've done it He Man! You've given me no choice! I'm putting you in a tumblr poll He Man! Now all the tumblrinas will tell jokes at your expense! You cannot outmatch them He Man! They are too smart! Their wit is too great! Whatever shall you do?

Nyehhhhhh heh heh heh!!!! Skeletor!

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GO fans are so uncool for prioritizing some guy’s wishes over wanting to have a fun time on tumblr together. The really sublime thing about spn fans and the reason I admire them is that they have 0 respect for anyone involved and 100% commitment to doing good posts online

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It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

It's not just pain pills either. Like I use valium for dislocations and for motion sickness and I have to do a urine drug test and sign papers saying I won't get similar drugs from other doctors (without informing her mostly). And I get it, like she's doing her best and I'd rather that then the straight up no I got from other doctors.

There r just so many ways to help addicts without punishing everyone? Especially bc most addicts aren't gonna be like 'oh no this doctor said no I guess I'm cured now' ??

One of the best doctors I’ve had (who helped me get my wheelchair among other things) was formally sanctioned for giving a chronic pain patient pain medication because the patient then intentionally overdosed. His approach had always been “If you’re in pain that’s bad and we should do something about it.” But apparently he’s to blame because one of his patients decided to kill themselves and used the easiest method available to him. He is no longer allowed to prescribe pain meds.

The whole damn system is set up to torture people in pain.