just a quick fyi: this is not a rings of power friendly blog. the show is bad and its interpretation of sauron is bad. just go read morgoth's ring or something, thanks <3
sauron doesn't like doors because they remind him of the noldor
But what about Mordor?
it's okay, he reclaimed it ❤️
I did like ROP somewhat and I just saw how you said you were blocking people who liked it so this is me doing the right thing and telling you you should block me – I do think your blog is great though!
it's okay, you get a pass <3
signed, sauron-facts
sauron keeps a collection of teeth in his personal study. he claims they're 'ethically sourced', but...
so a couple of days ago I came across this thread by @sauron-facts containing an old post about our darling dark lord not having bones and was inspired to draw him as a lovely invertebrate. lmao anyway enjoy😂 love, cilil
SAURON-FACTS APPROVED IMAGE!!!
so which is it? what does this mean? hmmmm??
sauron shifts his form to include bones when he feels like it; what of it?
so anyway, i'm over here, blocking the rings of power fans that found this blog as fast as i can, but like. how are there so many of them. i refuse to believe that people actually found the show good. i refuse to believe that we're thirstposting over the most mediocre white men i've ever laid eyes upon. where did they all come from.
sauron was the mastermind behind tumblr live. he's not sorry about it, either.
in some strange twist of fate, a blogger that vehemently defends tumblr live is mad because a sauron shitpost blog is... shitposting about it? honestly, i'm just as confused as you are.
Wait what’s land rights? (Also I deliberately avoided learning what bench was because this was the era when I’d just watched game of thrones and learned I could not handle graphic depictions of torture but sometimes I have this horrible urge to find out anyway)
i'm not sure how... widespread? this was? but there used to be an inside joke in the silm fandom around 2017 about thingol being a sugar daddy and granting certain elves 'land rights'. there were memes and valentines and fics to go with it, though i'm pretty sure they're all relics by now & not all too easy to track down, but alas-- it was funny in the moment!
also, yes. let's not talk about... benches. ever again. i'm having war flashbacks.
sauron was the mastermind behind tumblr live. he's not sorry about it, either.
sauron doesn't like doors because they remind him of the noldor
fun fact: once a sauron kin blog got very upset with this blog because it wasn't actually representative of sauron's experiences and canon character
gorlim wasn't the exception; sauron makes puns before he kills people regularly!
i love tormenting my fellow silm bloggers with callbacks to the ancient era of the Silmarillion Discord
sauron got one of those shitty plastic skeletons to hang up on thangorodrim after maedhros was rescued because he needed someone to rant to about relationship drama and taking over the world
it wasn't as effective as he hoped it would be. :(
sauron and gothmog have self-care nights where they do each other's nails and take lava baths <3
sauron calls the sons of fëanor preps, which is why they all hated him so much
sauron came up with the ideas of gay sex and red eyeshadow in celebration of valentine's day!
gorlim wasn't the exception; sauron makes puns before he kills people regularly!