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a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back

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listen this is probably controversial, but whenever I see an anti-abortion person on the street with a huge poster of blown-up gore, I always go “MMMMMM” really loudly and rub my stomach like homer simpson because I hate these people and I want them to think that I’m the devil

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currently obsessed with a twitter account that has a bot set up to record their cat leaving and returning to their house

the best part is that the replies are a wave of sadness and depression whenever the cat leaves and then rejoicing when it comes back like the cat is some kind of messiah

frankly im on board with out new lord and savior Pepito. let the people rejoice in his presence as he is the messiah

Dear redditors, the majority of important world events and breaking news may look like this:

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So don't immediately scroll past these posts.

I'm not even fucking joking. That's just how shit works on this hellsite (derogatory)

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

So I had my laces repeatedly undone by an oversized pigeon today.

While I was retying one shoe, they undid the other. And then proceeded to jump onto the bench to untie the ones I was retying.

Watching reddit refugees and native tumblrinas intermingle is like that scene from the Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, where all the lions realize that the only thing that separates them is mud and they shouldn't fight because they're family.

Except the mud is crippling social anxiety and the family is a rotting capitalist system that ruined both our respective sites, but in different ways.

hakuna matata.