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@satsukynolife

At this point I'm just doing whatever

Alright y’all, so I’m kinda curious about the demographics of the tmnt fandom. I know the shows themselves are generally geared towards boys, but I kinda get the sense that cis males might not actually be the majority of the fandom (Maybe it’s just a tumblr thing?)

Please reblog for larger sample size. Only like, three people are gonna see this if it just stays on my little blog.

Can’t stop thinking about an au where Zuko turns traitor in the first month of his banishment. Except, he’s gotten very good at acting to maintain the ‘royal image’. As such, Uncle Iroh believes him to be a lost cause and joins him in the hopes to negate the damage Zuko is ‘causing’. Iroh is also pretending to be loyal to the Firelord while helping the white lotus in secret. A very interesting vigilante has emerged acting as a spy on the fire nation, mute, swords, and a mask. The Blue Spirit is notorious for being difficult to track down, but it’s the goal of the White Lotus to recruit them. Cue 3 years of shenanigans with Zuko desperately pretending to be a spoiled angry prince dedicated to Ozai and Iroh taking on his General Iroh persona while both of them are committing treason behind each other’s backs knowing that they can’t slip up in front of each other. Finally, after years of searching the White Lotus is able to get a meeting with the Blue Spirit. Trust is a two way street so Iroh reveals himself as the Grand Lotus.

“UNCLE?!!!”

“NEPHEW?!?!”

can’t stop thinking about an iroh-and-zuko-never-leave-ba sing se au where zuko, having no other outlet for all his internalized perfectionism and single-minded drive to succeed at something, has no choice but to get really, really intense about the jasmine dragon.   and, perhaps inevitably, ends up mutating into the shouty, hypercritical, detail-oriented manager of every restaurant worker’s nightmares, who is a menace to iroh’s employees and potentially even more passionate about the right way to serve tea than even iroh himself.  

zuko runs the tea shop in the exact same way that he once ran a fire nation navy warship.  he WILL stand there and time you to make sure you’re brewing the oolong EXACTLY the right amount of time and won’t let you strain the chamomile a second too soon.  he insists that the tea blends are all stored according to his current pet organizational system and woe to the poor stock boy who mixes them up.  the store room is organized alphabetically one week and the next the teas are lined up from weakest to to strongest flavor and the week after THAT all the containers are shelved based on brewing time and zuko never bothers to tell the workers when the system is changed.  

the dishes MUST be cleaned according to his scrupulous standards of perfection and he stands over the dishwasher and points out every single smudge left unscrubbed.  zuko has posted a chart with detailed directions for exactly the right way to mop the floors and he WILL fire you for going off course.  the turnover rate at the jasmine dragon is incredible because zuko goes through tea servers faster than emily gilmore goes through maids.  

iroh has created a tea monster and he has NO idea how to stop him.  zuko has shattered a tea pot for no other reason than “it poured too loudly, uncle!!!”  no customer dares send their tea back even if they end up with the wrong order; they’ve all seen zuko take his dao swords out on a tea wholesaler who tried to cheat him.  when zuko says the jasmine dragon is going to be the best tea shop in ba sing se, it’s not a promise, it’s a THREAT.

“it all started when i went to neo edo to become a real samurai…”

NO BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE LEOSAGI COMIC I'VE EVER SEEN! MOST OF THE TIME PEOPLE INTERPRETS USAGI AS THIS WISE, EXPERIENCED DUDE, EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT, SMART, DECEPTIVE, ETC. WHEN IN REALITY HE'S A DUMBASS AND THE EMBODIMENT OF ADHD. THIS GUY WATCHED USAGI CHRONICLES.

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Donnie sleeby arc 🤩🤩 he's just a bit tired guys don't worry‼️‼️ If anything isn't it good that his sleep deprived ass is finally getting some rest?? He's just taking a nap he'll wake up soon just you wait....... any minute now.............. 🙂

I can't believe this one comic update caused the entire rottmnt fandom to explode, @somerandomdudelmao has become too powerful they must be sTOPPED!

Anyway, me being a so called Free Thinker™ saw everyone making fanart of Future!Donnie.... uh...... "taking a nap" and decided to jump on the bandwagon (on a serious note, this moment was literally so well made hhhhhhhhheueueueuue no wonder everyone are freaking out)

Bonus:

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@somerandomdudelmao I'M SORRY BUT YOU KILLED ME WITH THAT UPDATE

How do you manage to motivate me like that?? I feel like a bug that will never reach your level. This chapter just threw me into all the emotions ?? You managed to show so much in a couple of pages??? And yet so fast, high quality, interesting, exciting?? You can keep the plot in your head, do improvisation, but at the same time leave so many parallels and tricks that make reading more interesting? Sensei, I just don't know how else to put it, I just want to cry, you have become some incredible life goal for me, I just don't even know what to do.